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cumFULLer21

[homosexuals]

I mean, the guy looks like he can barely bench press 50. I'm supposed to believe he bent Tim in half and made him forget his own name? Fat chance.

[ripher]

[ Hmmm. Perhaps he's talking about someone else. Harry? ]

I don't believe Mr Laughlin quite deserves this kind of gossip.

[homosexuals]

[oops. sorry not sorry.]

The gossip isn't about Tim. It was supposed to be about you, chap. Seems like the network wants to play a good joke on me.

He likes you, for whatever reason. Don't fuck that up.

[ripher]

I don't plan to, Mr Fuller. [ Not an especially difficult guess as to who he's talking to. ]

And I'll have you know I'm more than capable of keeping up with you youngsters when I need to.

[homosexuals]

I'm not much for a dick-waving contest, but I'll believe it when I see it.

[ripher]

Likewise.

[ Considering all the metaphorical dick-waving he's witnessed lately. ]